Tarzan & Jane..[stupid bt Funny]
Sunday, March 8, 2009 @ 11:30 PM
JANE met TARZAN in the jungle.
She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life
she asked him how he managed to have sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said,"Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you
how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground...
"Here," she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp for breath."What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan
